"Hey Optimus, how'd you like to hear the number one on the Decepticon hot cassette charts?"
Joshua Lang is a Canadian photographer and writer
with a focus on toys and pop culture collectables.
Available for commissions and advertising.
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"Hey Optimus, how'd you like to hear the number one on the Decepticon hot cassette charts?"
"Tell me what's on your mind, or I'll splatter it on the wall and see for myself!"
"An Autobot's only as good as the fuel in his tank!"
"I grant you freedom, Decepticons- In every sense of the word! Why bow to the narrow needs of Megatron, When Garrus-9 can offer us a world of delights?"
" Hey, if I didn't get drunk, I'd probably let juiced-up cadets like that throw robots across rooms. But seeing as I'm five quarts of energon to the wind, I think I'm gonna give them a quick lesson in manners... "